Arne was happy just administrating his carefully constructed criminal enterprise - a bit of murder here, some extortion there, a few poisonings and a riot - when the Queen of Arabesk called for his services. But the thing about being forced into service by a creature infinitely scarier than yourself is that it never just ends at an orgy or two in the company of a violent life-mage and a curiously gender-fluid torturer. Before you know it, the tentacles of unfathomable primordial powers are up your nose and down your pants (metaphorically speaking) and the only viable action you have left is to go and save the world.

>> Dark funny fantasy for grownups – This work of fiction contains a lot of death, drug use, executions, some torture, and orgies (rarely simultaneously and there are no overtly described sex scenes in great detail, but you know how magic-fuelled orgies are...) It also features deeply unethical main- and side characters. Reader discretion is advised!