The Dragon of Roads, a demigod, reminisces on his final mortal reincarnation that leads to apotheosis. With countless past lives to draw upon for wisdom, he sets out to make his way in the world while trying not to catch an unfortunate case of murder for being a dragon. Action, adventure, hoards, harems, cheese, pets, guilds, war, friendship, paperwork, more cheese, jokes, and (obscure) references await those who would read the account of his life. This is high fantasy with strong world-building for those that like to think about how a magical world would develop. Ideas will be presented that may challenge your world-view and beliefs.