You've heard it all before. Naive, game-obsessed loner finds a magic portal, enters a land of mystery and magic, and—wait, that isn't right. Scratch that. Let's try again.

Wisecracking, grizzled spacefarer Bodhi Drezek decides to grab one quiet... low-key... drink with his sentient rabbit pal, only to get entirely too drunk and wake up in a pocket universe "game" engineered by war criminals intent on sating their perverted appetites for lust and bloodshed. Oh, yes. Much more accurate.

Enter, ye who dare, the realm of MindQuest—a broken world of tormented gods, thrill seekers driven mad by the thirst for eldritch power, sociopathic shapeshifters who are strangely attractive to our unfortunate hero, and lots of DLC nobody is rich enough to afford. To have any hope of surviving this defunct nightmare, Bodhi and his growing party of ragtag survivors will need to squeeze every last drop of EXP out of deformed beasts and madness-stricken "Players" who are all too eager to maintain control over a world of "NPCs" who are all too real. To make it brief?

Players... must... die. (The first book of this series is DONE, and will be uploaded on a weekly basis! I promise... you won't be left hanging! Although there are some "soft" sci-fi elements in the very first chapter, Players Must Die is a fantasy comedy with some truly brutal action... and, yes, sentient rabbits).