Wait! I'll be transmigrated in the Naruto world? Cool! I'll wake up in Suna? I can live with that. Wait a minute! It's an Alternate Universe? Help! Help! Someone's been here before! Get me out of here!

When Taka woke up in Sunagakure, he had visions of greatness till he realized it was an Alternate Universe. Someone like him with knowledge of the world has been here before and made some changes. Now, he's stuck trying to get a refund from whatever entity sent him here because who in the heavens made Itachi Uchiha a cheerful boy?

That's a crime against humanity!

Reviews:

That's cute - my mom

Get that thing out of my face - my dad

Woof - the neighbor's dog

The best thing you'll ever read on the internet - internet stranger (definitely not me.)