1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]

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This is dedicated to every author who ever suffered from anxiety or any other mental health issue.

Including me and Robert Blaise, author of 1% Lifesteal.

This is a parody and a fan-fiction of 1% Lifesteal.

The main character is not based on Robert Blaise. It's based on my own experience and mental health issues. It only shares a first name with him.

Robert Baker had a bad day that stretched into... his whole life?

He reached a massive and metaphorical roadblock in his writing career, his parents died, and now the corporate sharks want every penny the Bakers ever had to their name.

He needs an escape. He's going to get it.
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1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 75 The Great Cave Grind RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 74 The Weapon of Your Soul RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 73 This is the Lewdest Chapter in the Whole Story. You've Been Warned. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 72 Try this New Mt. Pew Flavor: Victory that tastes like Defeat! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 71 Emotional Damage RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 70 Nah, I'd win. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 69 If you Daydreamed in the Middle of a Dungeon, Would you Lose? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 68 Magma Platform Camping RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 67 I Can't Believe My Fantasy Adventure Teacher is Such a Showoff - The Light Novel. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 66 Slimecide RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 65 The first Realm: Gravity Slime Caverns RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 64 Not Your Average Bouncy Poring RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 63 The Secrets of a Flowing River RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 62 Now playing: Turn Over a New Leaf RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 61 [BOOK 1 EPILOGUE] The Void Beckhams RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 60 Not a Chapter: Community Brainstorm: Robert's talent evolution. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 59 Appendix 1 - All abilities in order of appearance RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 58 Dead Man Walking RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 57 The Battle of Dripping Honeycomb RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 56 Red Sus RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 55 No (food) for you, Robert RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 54 The dogpile you wished your dog was dogpiled in RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 53 It's a Dog speaks Dog World RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 52 Lecture #000 - The Planning Meeting RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 51 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gwe'en Shul'ker wgah'nagl fhtagn RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 50 Verb - trout slap - (Internet slang) To Strongly or Humorously Rebuke or Humiliate - Dial it to 11 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 49 What if the Taulusian Were One of Us RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 48 What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Featuring a Special Guest) RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 47 Freddy Stern is a Butterfly from Hell RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 46 We are Lick Bros Now! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 45 This is Why Pokemon Games Have no Forbidden Magic RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 44 Are you sure you want THAT as your pet? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 43 All the Water Under the Bridge RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 42-2 Robert and Freddy's Day Off, part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 41-1 Robert and Freddy's Day Off, part 1 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 40 There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation / And school comes along just to end it RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 39 Sugar Imouto RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 38 Now Playing: I'm (not) a Believer by Smash Mouth RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 37 Lift the Curtain and Gaze upon the Might Oz at your own Peril, Dorothy RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 36-2 Click Here to Find Single Great-Grandmother CEOs in your Area! Part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 35-1 Click Here to Find Single Great-Grandmother CEOs in your Area! Part 1 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 34 The path home is paved with murder RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 33-3 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 3 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 32-2 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 2 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 31-1 Cultist of Cerebelon, part 1 of 3 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 30 Explorers of the Vacuum Realm RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 29 Farming! Best farming! Supreme farming! Your crops do better! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 28 Saving Eight Hours of Reality, Every Day RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 27 You're living in your own, Private Blaze RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 26-2 Railroaded Shopping Spree, part 2 of 2 RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 25-1 Railroaded Shopping Spree, part 1 of 2. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 24 All Corporations and Clans, they are Equally Awful RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 23 [Rapping] Talk to Corporate.... Like a Boss RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 22 Q: Guess What we'll Have for Dinner? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 21 Fifteen Body Bags RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 20 Man, I Love Recursion RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 19 Liminal Fools. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 18 Call of the Void - Legendary card. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 17 Voidissal Assassin Roberth RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 16 This chapter was delayed by a couple of hours because I binged another story. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 15 Oh, I got those references! RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 14 Fait Accompli RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 13 Welcome to the Jungle RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 12 Hi, hello there! I'm the Archstronaut. I'm talking to you from Archspace... RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 11 Liminal Captives RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 10 Friendship is Tragic RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 9 Surprise Job Interview RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 8 Liminal Hobo RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 7 Everything Is Freddy's Fault. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 6 It seems these days even the most bare necessities cost $500. RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 5 Liminal Training Montage RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 4 Five Hundred Dollars???? RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 3 Liminal Guest RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 2 1% Irl RoyalRoadL
1% Life's Real (a 1% Lifesteal parody) [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] 1 Robert's Bad Day RoyalRoadL

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