Readers can expect adventure, dark humor, pop culture references, violence, and slice of life. The main character is forty years old, his body is eighteen. There will be sex, but graphic descriptions will be rare or nonexistent, haven't decided yet.

The story will be long.

We all dream of second chances. After a series of incidents, I reincarnate as Aang the porter with a new lease on life. I'm young again, my back doesn't hurt, I have no idea where I am, but I know what I must do. To level up, I must start a riot.

1) The story has a Blue Screen of Death. It has skills, achievements, and stats, but they start from chapter 3. Chapter 1 takes place in contemporary setting, chapter 2 in what protagonist considers hell. You can skip first or second chapter, losing only the protagonist's background information.

2) The protagonist has liberal view on sex and a shotgun reserved for any unfortunate soul his daughters bring home.

3) This story is for adults. Aang is a person. He has political, religious, and all other opinions on fictional organizations. They are strange. They might not coincide with yours, and he may offend you. I, the author, do not share all his views. Landmines, however...

4) This story is for adults and mature young adults. Aang will almost certainly slap your face with his thoughts at least once, he slapped mine multiple times.

5) Mon-Wed-Sat schedule, chapters are out by midnight PST.