"If John Waters wrote The Hobbit!" "Wizard of Oz- on acid!" "Like Jodorowsky and Monty Python conceived a Garbage Pail Kid that was raised by Douglas Adams!" These are just a few of the potential comments made by hypothetical readers of "The Sifillis Stories Volume I: Soda and the Ineffable Concoction". Traversing a surreal landscape, a young girl named Soda the Cursed must go on a quest to collect five rare alchemistical ingredients so a chimpanzee can make a concoction to cure her uncle who has turned into a steaming pile of vomit. Soda faces a number of imposing challenges and makes many strange and fantastical friends along the way, including a golem made of chunks, a philosophical sack of rats, a man with a goiter for a head and a Spork armadillo. If you're a fan of epic fantasy yarns and juvenile bathroom humor than this is the novel for you!
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 14 | Chapter 14: Movie Night at Videotape Palace | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 13 | Chapter 13: The Sheet With "P" On It | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 13 | Chapter 13: Meet Montana Shingles | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 12 | Chapter 12: Welcome to Schmegma City | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 12 | Chapter 12: The Sheet With "P" On It | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 11 | Chapter 11: A Handsome Sack | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 11 | Chapter 11: Welcome to Schmegma City | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 10 | Chapter 10: The Attack of the Orange Bunion | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 10 | Chapter 10: A Handsome Sack | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 9 | Chapter 9: Rumplemuss the Dirty Wanderer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 9 | Chapter 9: The Attack of the Orange Bunion | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 8 | Chapter 8: The Jackalope's Lazer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 8 | Chapter 8: Rumplemuss the Dirty Wanderer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 7 | Chapter 7: The Antlers of a Green Jackalope | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 7 | Chapter 7: The Jackalope's Lazer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 6 | Chapter 6: It's a Queer World, and Life is Queerer Still | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 5 | Chapter 5: The Liquid of Vomitfucation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 4 | Chapter 4: Chilling With the Chimpanzee Alchemist | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 3 | Chapter 3: Soda the Cursed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 2 | Chapter 2: Where's the Balnut Butter, Uncle Karl? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Soda and the Ineffable Concoction | 1 | Chapter 1: At the Drive-In | RoyalRoadL |