[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]

Kahli's got a big block of wood on her left foot and plaster all over her face, but that's pretty standard in the world of Nomachiato, especially for stone elementals like her.

If she hones her [skills] enough, maybe one day she'll become as powerful as her master Omar, who can conjure flames from his right arm at will to do useful things like accidentally activating an ancient scroll prophesied to spawn an immortal monster with [skills] so powerful it might just bring forth the end of the world.

Kahli is determined to cover for her master's lack of discretion, if only to save her own skin, but things get a little complicated when the harbinger of doom does indeed spawn and is quickly mistaken by poachers for a rare breed of house pet…

Discover the world of Nomachiato and watch a semi-incompetent novice chase after a heartless monster with uncapped leveling potential in this farcical fantasy adventure. And, as always, praise Theseosus! Blessed be her pincers.